Scramble forecasts Six More Weeks of Winter

Today, at 7:30 a.m., Scramble the Duck predicted six more weeks of winter.

The opening speech was read, describing the history of weather predicting, concluding with a statement Scramble the Duck’s guaranteed accuracy. After, the doors of the model Ivy Glenn were opened, and Scramble walked out to a red carpet and excited crowd.

Immediately after, Scramble looked for his shadow, and then told his handlers which scroll to read. The prediction announcement told that Scramble had seen a shadow, forecasting another six weeks of winter. While Scramble the Duck, Jr. was new to weather predicting this year, Eastford’s prognosticator has a perfect record of accuracy.

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